Hey, Ey, Ey, Ey!

Part 1 (of several!)

Preparing and Packing

🌤️ What the weather’s usually like:  Daytime highs around Puerto Vallarta and similar cruising ports: 80 °F to low‑80s (≈ 26–28 °C).

  • Evening lows in the mid‑60s °F (≈18 °C).
  • Rain is rare: only about 1–2 rainy days in December/January, with around 0.5–1 inch of monthly precipitation.
  • Humidity is low for the region in winter, and the skies are typically mostly sunny with minimal cloud cover.

🚢 Cruisers’ real‑world reports

Runners of cruise boards report mornings might feel cool (especially offshore), but temperatures climb into the 70s °F by mid‑morning, with sea breezes adding a crisp touch.

“Expect 70s in Cabo to 80s in PV”

“It’s very warm but not hot… average temps are in the low 80s.”

🧳 What to pack

  • Light layers for daytime: short sleeves, shorts, or light pants. 
  • A light jacket or windbreaker for cooler sea breezes and evenings at port.
  • Comfortable casual resort wear and sunglasses.
  • Don’t forget to bring sunscreen and bathing suits (it’s not that kind of  cruise)!


⭐ In Summary

  • Days: warm and sunny — mid‑80s °F early in the cruise (near CA), tapering to low‑80s in PV.
  • Nights: comfortably mild — mid to high 60s °F.
  • Very low chance of rain.
  • Ideal weather for beach, pool time, excursions, and exploring port towns like Cabo, MazatlĂĄn, and Puerto Vallarta.

Oh no you did-n’t!

  • It is a good idea for everyone to check the “prohibited items list”
    • https://www.ncl.com/prohibited-items
    • While some of them are obvious (ie: drugs, weapons, etc.), others are not.  All bags are X-rayed and inspected before being brought onto the ship. 

  • Generally, liquids (including alcohol, water, soda, etc.), cannot be brought on board.  The only real exception is that wine and champagne are permitted, but you will automatically be charged a corking fee of $15 to $30 per bottle.  My advice, enjoy the heck out of the expensive drink package and drink their wine and bubbles for free instead. 

Safety, Non-negotiables,
and Pinky Swears

We pinky swear we will read this ENTIRE document carefully so the Blissfits can revel responsibly and to the fullest enjoyment level possible.    

We pinky swear to use the Buddy System at all times.  Say it outloud:  “We pinky swear to NEVER wander the ship without a buddy, no matter how short the distance.  If you don’t have a buddy to go with you in your stateroom, ask a family member from another cabin.  

Since we raised strong-willed, free-thinkers…I will preemptively answer the “Why?”   

  • For one this is an all-inclusive booze cruise and we need to drink responsibly and look out for one another.
  • Most of the time you won’t even know you are on a ship but sometimes out of nowhere…you will!  That can lead to tousling you around like a toddler on a sugar high in a bouncy castle. Hands should be out at the ready and use the walls to help steady you.     
  • Don’t make me get out the horror stories from the news for you to roll your eyes at, just know, things can happen and we are going to pinky swear to use the buddy system at all times.  
  • Being on the ship can be disorienting.  Insider Tip:  If Julie tells you that she knows where she is going on the boat and confidently turns left getting out of the elevator, you probably should be going right. She has a special knack for getting turned around on cruise ships.

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst:  

We’ll be packing a full-blown cruise survival kit for everyone and pharmacy-on-the-go. Everything from motion-sickness be gone tools to tummy tamers to “who-poured-me-that-last-margarita” remedies. No need for details… you know what’s up. You’ll be indulging in rich foods, possibly a little too much wine, and let’s just say your digestive system might file a complaint. Got a specific ailment in mind? Hit us up. We’ve probably got a little something for you.

We are the Bosses, Applesauces

Since this is a group endeavor, we will be setting up the itinerary for the week for everyone.  We will of course be asking for feedback as your opinion does matter.  However, if you do not answer questions in a timely manner, your opinion will not be heard.  Not to worry, there will also be flex time build in.    

Pop Quiz:  Why are we acting like total control freaks?

  1. Because we’re power-hungry tyrants who enjoy barking orders and crushing dreams.
  2. Because if we don’t lock down reservations for restaurants, shows, and all things fun, you’ll be playing buffet roulette, hoping to find a table that’s not sticky, next to a screaming toddler or “Cruise Karen” who hates everything, forgot to book anything, and is now angrily muttering about the lasagna.
  3. Because we said so. Duh.
  4. Because forced family fun is a time-honored tradition, and your attendance is not optional. Embrace the chaos, people!

Answer key: All of the above. Now go pack some stretchy pants.

Communication Breakdown, It’s Always the Same…
Someone forgot to download the App BEFORE Sail Away

Before we board our floating hotel of endless shrimp and questionable decisions, please download the “Norwegian Cruise Line” app to your phone. 

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/norwegian-cruise-line/id6510931792

Yes, even you, Jim “I-don’t-do-apps” Brewer.  It’s the official way we’ll communicate once we’re at sea—because yelling across the Lido deck is frowned upon and we are trying to be a little classy here.

Now listen—there’s no regular internet on board unless you feel like selling a kidney for the WiFi package. BUT! The app works using the ship’s WiFi magic (no data required), and that’s how we’ll be sending messages like “Where are you?” or “I’m awake, why isn’t there a piña colada in my mouth?” or “Help, I’m stuck talking to Karen.”

You won’t need to do anything else right now, just download the app before we sail. It won’t work until we’re officially cruising, and yes, it can be a little flaky with messages: kind of like a vending machine that takes your money, makes weird noises, and gives you Funyuns when you wanted Skittles. Don’t expect perfection, so make sure you also tell people where you are with your mouth.

And one last thing, we know people will need naps, down time, or the occasional strategic retreat to avoid family karaoke. Totally cool. Just keep us posted on where you are so we don’t accidentally launch a search party or alert the Coast Guard when you’re just vibing in the spa or drooling on your pillow.  

Here’s the link again in case you haven’t downloaded it yet.  Don’t fool yourself into believing you’ll remember to do it later.  Please download the App in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 … now! 

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/norwegian-cruise-line/id6510931792

Stay Tuned for Part 2 ->